I never used to do it around people. Empty aisles, alone in the car, the other room, storage closet. Wherever people weren't, I was. Even that 4 letter word sounds embarrassing let alone hearing it. Or worse yet, smelling it. But, everybody does it. We'd joke and say that's what males do when they bond. We'd almost expect it out of guys, but not girls. Girls are supposed to be lady-like, right? We don't do stuff like that, at least out in public or around people. When I first met him he used to say, "I just wish girls would be themselves, and fart when they have to, because you know everybody does it." I would have been mortified, especially after just meeting him. But, I liked the way he thought. Different than most guys. He wanted a natural gal, nothing fake about him. Better be nothing fake about her. Then one day, it kinda slipped out and I thought I would die. But he wasn't disgusted. He actually seemed quite amused. So, little by little I'd squeak em, sneak em out. We'd laugh and sometimes run from each other. I've become so used to doing it, now I enjoy it. I think he wishes he never said "he wishes girls would just do it."
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Everybody does it!
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Friday, December 12, 2008
Can you name these movies?
1. I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
2. Love means never having to say you're sorry.
3. A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
4. If you build it, he will come.
5. We'll always have Paris.
6. Houston, we have a problem.
7. A boy's best friend is his mother.
8. I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too.
9. Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
10. May the Force be with you.
11. You're gonna need a bigger boat.
12. What we've got here is failure to communicate.
13. They call me Mister Tibbs.
14. I'll be back.
15. Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.
16. My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
17. I feel the need — the need for speed.
18. Here's looking at you, kid.
19. Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
20. I see dead people.
21. You had me at 'hello'.
22. Here's Johnny!
23. Elementary, my dear Watson.
24. Say hello to my little friend.
25. Hasta la vista, baby.
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Sunday, December 7, 2008
dexter
I've always been fascinated by serial killers.
Karla Homolka, Albert Fish, Jeffrey Dahmer, Zodiac Killer, Aileen Wuornos.
Not to glorify, but I find them quite interesting.
Anddd I don't necessarily like the idea of a T.V. show highlighting a serial killer either.
But oddly enough this show is quite addicting and somewhat entertaining. It's so easy to like this guy. And although
I sometimes have to remind myself it's only a movie, one still tends to feel guilty about it. Their website foo foo's
it all up tho, not disparaging, but colorful enough to remind one that yes, it IS still just a show. Maybe to thwart
wannabes and copycats.
All in all we have Michael C. Hall at his best, too bad 6 Ft Under was laid to rest.
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Saturday, December 6, 2008
HAS JUSTICE BEEN SERVED???
I say YES if he actually serves any time.
O.J. Simpson gets at least 15 years in prison
LAS VEGAS, Nevada (CNN) -- Former gridiron great O.J. Simpson will serve at least nine years in prison for his role in an armed confrontation with sports memorabilia dealers in a Las Vegas hotel in 2007.
Simpson was sentenced to a maximum of 33 years after a rambling, emotional apology in which he told District Judge Jackie Glass, his voice shaking, that he was sorry for his actions but believed he did nothing wrong. Glass, however, brushed his apology aside, saying his actions amounted to "much more than stupidity," and calling him both arrogant and ignorant.
"Earlier in this case, at a bail hearing, I said to Mr. Simpson, I didn't know if he was arrogant, ignorant or both," Glass said. "During the trial and through this proceeding, I got the answer, and it was both."
She stressed that the sentence was not "payback for anything else," apparently referring to Simpson's acquittal 13 years ago in the slayings of his former wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend Ron Goldman.
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