WHAT IF...reprised

...no two snowflakes ARE alike
...the war in Iraq WAS over oil
...the world DID end in 2012
...Jesus WAS married
...dreams COULD foretell our future
...butter WAS only one molecule away from plastic
...cats and dogs WERE color blind
...America REALLY owned (cough) america
...Hitler WAS part Jewish
...dinosaurs DIDN'T exist
...Hilary BECOMES president
...a can of coke COULD dissolve rust
...you HAD aids
...Michael Moore really HAS a grasp
...the phone doesn't ring..IT'S me